The only thing Grumpygurl enjoys about New Year’s is the smell of lit fireworks.

“The unleashed creative mind: Why creative people are eccentric” Scientific American 4.14.5.11 (click here for article)

Grumpygurl feels misunderstood, so she must be creative.

“Top 10 Reasons Not To Do Yoga” Huffington Post 8.19.09 (click here for article)

GrumpyGurl prefers only the last pose of yoga, shavasana, or final relaxation. The other poses make her want to hurl the balance block at the yoga teacher.

“Weiner Apologizes for Photos That Imperil Political Future” BusinessWeek 6.7.11 (click here for article)

GrumpyGurl apologizes for any harm her inappropriate image has caused

“David Fincher Gets The Girl” W Magazine 2.1.11 (click here for article)

GrumpyGurl has set her sight on the role of Lisbeth Salander in the Belarusian version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Tyson tattoo artist sues to block “Hangover 2″ TODAY Movies 4.29.11 (click here for link to article)

If you s(cr)ue with the Hangover, you’re s(cr)uing with GrumpyGurl

“Donald Trump Quits 2012 Race One Week After Support For His Pretend Campaign Vanished” Huffington Post 05.16.11 (click here for article)

After considerable deliberation and reflection…GrumpyGurl is shattered that Donald will not remodel the White House.

“Royal Wedding: Pippa Middleton and bridesmaids wear white” OK! 04.29.11 (click here for article)

After watching the Royal Wedding over and over again all weekend, GrumpyGurl has decided she wants to marry a prince.

“Belarus seeks staff cuts in US Embassy” Reuters 03.17.08 (click here for article)

GrumpyGurl dreams big. She longs to escape to Minsk someday.

“Kurt Cobain Death: Nirvana Rocker’s Passing Marked” Huffington Post 04.05.11 (click here for article)

On the anniversary of Cobain’s suicide, Grumpygurl observes a moment of silence.